mercredi 8 décembre 2010

If this is FBI, they are stupid ...

by Hans G. Lundahl on Wednesday, 08 December 2010 at 13:19

But stupidity like that has seemingly happened to me when I have tried to:

  • a) get my texts printed and sold, get my compositions played (I have heard a lot of yes, yes, we will - and then no getting back to me)
  • b) simply get either teeth fixed without social insurance or get a social insurance open for people who are paupers not looking for work and giving me access to toth care.

As a result, my teeth ache day after day, my smile is ugly, and I am loads of money behind debt payments to the Swedish study loan system.

One reason could be sheer lack of talent. Let us test it: these statistics (click link) come from the blogger sites own system, as every one having a blogspot blog can verify. A sheer non-talent would not have been read over Russia, US, France, Netherlands, Germany to name the five big countries. A French-man would possibly be nit-picking if I was wrong in translating "response" (my try="response") as anything else than "answer" (="réponse") in title. As an English, German or Swedish speaker would (answer=Antwort=svar; response=Widerhall/Antwort=gensvar/response). But that does not account for non-printing and non-playing of my texts and music in non-French countries. Indeed does not account for non-playing of my music even in France.

Another reason could be people having tried to send me money for my work but failing due to police interference due to stupid (at least among Christians) misgivings about me.

Like this, which I got in my mail, but which is too stupid to be genuine:

FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D..C. 20535-0001

Payment Release Instruction From The Federal Bureau Of Investigation Attention Funds Beneficiary, This is to inform you that it has come to the notice of the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) that the sum of $10.5 million united states dollars was transferred from the central bank of Nigeria to the bank of America here in the united states, bearing your name as the beneficiary. We did not believe this at first time until we saw the transfer for confirmation, then we had no other option than to place the funds on hold until you are able to prove to us that you are not a terrorist or a money launderer, by obtaining what is called a diplomatic immunity seal of transfer certificate from the funds originated country. Note that we have done a proper investigation on this transaction and from our investigation, this funds truly belongs to you and it is not a scam, but we have instructed the bank of America not to release the $10.5 million to you until you prove the legitimacy of the funds you are about to receive. As a matter of fact, you will be charge for money laundering and terrorism, if you fail to provide to us the above mentioned certificate from the funds originated country,and if you are found guilty as charged, you will go to jail.

You have just only 72 hours to prove to us you are not a terrorist, failure to comply with our instruction, you will be arrested and detained until this matter is settled. Meanwhile we have your full contact address which makes it easier for us to arrest you when ever we want to. We are going to direct you on how to obtain the required document from the funds originated country in our next email to you, and your funds valued $10.5 million will be released to you as soon as the required document is obtained. Therefore you have been advised to get back to us immediately you receive this email or you will be arrested by the FBI, You have been warned.

For more informations and quick response, reply back to us immediately.


And if the guys who are deciding not only against me, but against others deciding for me think they are doing me a favour, they are about twice as stupid as the pseudo-letter from the FBI. on the face of it & sending IP:

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